[Cooper tried to come up with something eloquent. Honest. For ten whole minutes.]

I'm leaving.

[That was all he got. He even kills the feed. But a little while later, it clicks back on.] Some of you have reasons to stay, and some of you can't leave, I get that. Most of you use excuses, to stay or go. Mine's the people I care about. Things are ( Read more... )

Motherfucker.

[Cooper has been awake in the infirmary for maybe an hour now. He hates everything everyone stands for.]

Did someone short circuit the robot bitch? Fuck.

I'm not staying here all week. Someone check me out in an hour. I'm sleeping till then.

((OOC: SO Cooper was killed by T-X, I'm assuming Kay revived him, if that's all right ( Read more... )

[Cooper was going to post something deep. Something thoughtful. Something redeeming, because he is so Godamned close. But then there was a flood. And all deepness is gone.]

Now I know how Moses must feel. Christ, Kay, does your back hurt like this? Marquis, you're old. Weigh in. And someone get me some fucking aspirin.

[Obviously backdated to a while before the end of the flood. It's taken Cooper a while to get his shit together, okay. These things can be extremely difficult when you have to use CLAWS ( Read more... )

All we're missing is Jerry Springer.

Now how the fuck are they accessing our network? [Because he senses a way out with this. :|] Is this the Admiral just fucking with us?

...Again?